Wednesday, October 22, 2008

The Pleasure of Common Bodily Dischargement

Due to the repellent nature of the subject, many tend to refrain from the public articulation on the matter of common bodily dischargement. This is unfortunate since it is both a fascinating object of curiosity and undeniably an endless source of personal diversion. Even the ejection of certain bodily fluid have long been considered to be the ultimate pleasure achievable, even the only chance for mortal to taste the teaser of kingdom come.

I mean folks, it feels good to piss, shit, fuck, and all that. Not to mention nose picking and earwax removal after a long bike ride in a freezing sand storm.

Now, that is the meaning of life, if there ever was one.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Solution to the World's Problem

Let us all just go out and piss together in sync.
Men standing hand in hand and all be brothers,
women squatting face to face and all be sisters,
in piss.

Why,
let everybody jump up and down and run around pissing.
It will be beyond fun.